Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.
Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.
Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.
Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.
by Thulsa Doom October 25, 2011
When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.
"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."
"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."
Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.
by johny_e_good February 14, 2018
A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 15, 2023
Gape Grapes are hemorrhoids that fall out of someones gaping butthole when they get penetrated hard enough
"I boned this chick in the a** last night and when I pulled out, gape grapes fell out. I didn't even know she had hemorrhoids."
by BENJURMIND March 04, 2022
by Scouse boyd January 23, 2017
by FuckingIdiotThot October 15, 2018
A relationship in which an unmarried younger is invited to a house of a married person for sexual or romantic purposes with the other married absent or present.
The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.
The emoji portion is an imagery of what goes behind the traditional facade of assumed straight marriage.
Jerry Falwell's wife Becki seduced a pool boy. Love soo unstoppable and evolved into Grape🍇Ape. Jerry Falwell must have felt he needed to oversee quite a controversial 🍇 moment; thus, leading him to his humiliating resignation as the president of Liberty University.
by Lauren Loyola November 24, 2021