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mixing the cake

The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.
"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"
by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014
mugGet the mixing the cakemug.

Banbury Cake

A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.

The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.

The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.

Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
Bob: "Hey man, where's Jodie?"
John: "She's at the doctors. Want some Banbury Cake?"
by googabooga April 25, 2013
mugGet the Banbury Cakemug.

stale cake

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch
Matt Finn you're such a stale cake
by Stalecake April 23, 2015
mugGet the stale cakemug.

Zebra cake

A delicious treat that I go to family dollar everyday afterschool to get
by Lil Debbie's husband November 12, 2020
mugGet the Zebra cakemug.

Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina
I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!
by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019
mugGet the Cake With Peachesmug.

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.
That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.
by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014
mugGet the Cake paralysismug.

Cabbie Cake

The wad of money a cab driver gathers in any given shift. Usually comprised of smaller denominations.
That veteran Hack sure knows how to scoop up the Cabbie Cake. He can sure put the heat on the street and when he displays his Cabbie cake it is taken as a warning to others that this is his zone. He owns it in style as he hoists the Cabbie cake high in the air. An intimidating gesture clearly intended to strike uneasiness in others.
by Raytheangrytaxidispatcher March 5, 2015
mugGet the Cabbie Cakemug.

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