Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.

Unscrewing a Chair

by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011

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rocking chair tipper

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person

Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper

by cityguy17 July 19, 2010

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the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

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Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.

On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW

by Kylosis October 26, 2010

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