Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
by mortalesteban May 19, 2010
Get the Nut Punchermug. Daniel: “did you like Master and Commander?”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”
by fckingrusselcrowe June 19, 2018
Get the Visca Nutmug. by That guy to your left February 1, 2017
Get the Rash Nutmug. Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"
Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009
Get the nut fanningmug. When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013
Get the The Soft Nutmug. Guy1: Why didn't Guy3 show up?
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.
by Kapeet May 7, 2019
Get the Nut Fatiguemug. by T.perry April 22, 2015
Get the Blowin nutsmug.