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Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
by zandet October 17, 2024
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Hayden

a gay boy who is madly in love with tony and calvin, he loves dick in his ass and sucks on cock daily
by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025
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Hayden

the hottest, most sexiest, pimp out there.
“Is that Hayden? I heard they pull the most bitches.”
by pimpin4eva May 9, 2022
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Casper Hayden

Big poopoo head with 5head haha smelly man under 3 Ft 4" Says N- word all the time
I Hate Casper Hayden He is so racist
by Mr Unknown888 May 18, 2023
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Hayden Bauld

A ginger garden gnome that is used for sexual pleasure of the female gender
My Hayden Bauld feels so good.
by Garden gnome Richard January 28, 2025
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hayden

hayden can be one of the most gay people you can ever meet no joke
god sake here comes hayden
by dang boi imm good March 4, 2020
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Hayden

Hayden is the meaning of a Fortnite bot
"Hayden you are a bot
by YT_CLAPY GAMES May 27, 2020
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