Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
by zandet October 17, 2024
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Hayden

A name, usually the name of a fucken asshole. Synonyms: Turd burglar, Jive turkey
Why is everyone dogging on kyle, at least he isn’t a hayden
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Hayden

a gay boy who is madly in love with tony and calvin, he loves dick in his ass and sucks on cock daily
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hayden

they are a very genuine, smart, and have the kindest soul to ever exist. they do great in school, very social towards the people they know, and have a sweet and kind soul. they always try and never fail whatsoever. they can also be sensitive sometimes but at times that can be the best trait about her. she's always willing to try to make someone happier.

-pearlymimi
"they are def a hayden"
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