Eli

The Funny guy who likes to tease his friends and play video games but he's also a total teacher's pet, he's also super busy or at least he says so he can't "hang out" in person.
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oh my god eli is so fucking hot please fuck the shit out of me.
ME: “wow did you see how fucking hot eli is?!”
EVERYONE ELSE: “kys
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Eli

A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.
omfg is that my cutie patootie, crushy-poo, whiteboy eli??????
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Eli is a person that has constant smigma
Person 1: what’s that Eli

Person 2: that’s just smigma
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Elis

Unsure if boy or girl at first sight. Looks emo. Likes Animal Crossing a lot. Vegetarian. Up to date with memez.
Look he good at meme he must be Elis.
by TheTrashMan69 March 30, 2020
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Eli

"Hey, did you see Eli? He's so fucking short what the actual biscuit"
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Eli

Eli is a name for handsom, smart, rich, loving young man. He may not always know how to express his feeling but he would do anything for the girl of his dreams most commonly known as Morgan, Alexis, Allison, Michelle, Tessa, Abigail. Eli may not be the most “hot” man but his penis size definley makes up for that.
Wow look at the Eli over there, go get his number.
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