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Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.
Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!
by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019
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Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.
Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.
by Pregnasty May 2, 2021
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Cut Wind

Similar to Cut the cheese, which means to pass gass, fart.
Andrew thought to himself:
-I hope we reach our floor soon, someone cut wind in the elevator and I'm dying.
by Svenpai March 21, 2018
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no wind resistance

A song that is made by Kinneret and became popular by the "I've been here 60 years and I'm still not bored" meme
"hey, what's the name of that "I've been here 60 years" song?

"I think it's called no wind resistance
by Cloudy NotValid May 15, 2022
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Wind Turbine

When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina
I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going
by Xo_livinggarbage February 18, 2025
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Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.
I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”
by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025
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Polish wind tunnel

When two sexual partners are both on all fours, facing opposite directions so their butthole are eye to eye and they keep passing the same fart back and forth into each other's anus.
You can tell those two do the Polish Wind Tunnel to each other; they're from Missouri, after all.
by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022
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