beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.

"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."

by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019

Moon School

(noun) Where a person young or old that is slow, or hard of understanding may have or had gone to school.

Q: What's wrong with that girl? Why is she so dumb?
A: Oh, she's a graduate of moon school.

by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011

Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.

Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"

by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021

Moon Pie

Basically a cream pie in ur ass

Moon Pie: Example above

by impala.45 October 18, 2019

Blue moon

Unprovoked crippling shooting arse pain you get every now and then (once in a 'blue moon') . Feels like someone is stabbing you in the arse hole for 10 seconds.

Lucy: Arrgghhh!!

Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate

by MommaGeee April 9, 2021

Moon Pie

When a someone ejaculates in someones anus.

Cream pies are old school, give me a moon pie.

by Loohoo23 February 5, 2021

Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012