Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 15, 2016

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The Hawk

extreme cold, usually the middle of winter in New York City, with lots of wind.

"Man, the hawk is out tonight!"

by Johnny Cool Dj M March 24, 2021

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toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed

Toby Hawkings likes it good

by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018

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Hawk Tuah Girl

When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.

Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"

by pseudonyimm September 30, 2024

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