Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

cooter hawk

Bush.

Beautiful cooter hawk.

by backforthejamz January 27, 2020

hawk tuah

To spit on that thang.

You gotta give it that hawk tuah- spit on that thang, ya git me?

by Madintro June 19, 2024

Tony Hawk Tuah

Sequel to Tony Hawk Oneah

don't compare to “hawk tuah”

What do you mean by that tony hawk tuah? I know he's a pro skater with good games.

by 🅰️ December 18, 2024

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022

hawk

gun

put the hawk to your brain

by DJ Blur October 12, 2019

Fly Hawk

The act of smoking weed. Good way to talk about pot discreetly.

"Hey man lets go fly hawk!"

"The hawk flew last weekend."

by JimCrow209 April 8, 2012