A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 15, 2016
by 817-568-8994 November 03, 2022
An act made in black ops descibing when one "acidentaly" kills his opponent with a tomahawk. Trust me its fucking crazy i did this a bunch of times i was in nuke town and i couldn't find my friend and i jus blindly through it from behind the hummer and it hit him on the stairs of the yellow house, it bounced off the book shelf on the second floor and hit him.....boom!! head shot
by bonbonboobiemanzzzzz February 01, 2011
Verb. 'hok too
Compound Word
1. The act of spitting on genitalia.
2. It is that one thing that, according to Tennessee lore, that makes men go crazy in bed. An answer to an interview that went viral June, 2024.
Compound Word
1. The act of spitting on genitalia.
2. It is that one thing that, according to Tennessee lore, that makes men go crazy in bed. An answer to an interview that went viral June, 2024.
by John The Bartender June 20, 2024
by Dschlangs January 20, 2025
A Karen that cannot communicate in person but needs a cell phone to police and bitch about everything . A Karen Hawkings needs a cellphone because they are autisic and can’t have verbal communication.
Hey my girlfriend is bitching agian but won’t talk in person about it . Damn bro she might be a Karen Hawking . karen Hawking uses a computer to talk shit not in person tho .
by GroundScorePro July 30, 2022