A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
Get the Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.mug. "You looking forward to Hawk-tuahber?"
by YourDadStalin January 6, 2025
Get the Hawk-tuahbermug. by :PLOL:P April 21, 2010
Get the Ho-Hawkmug. by Johnny Cool Dj M March 24, 2021
Get the The Hawkmug. Eyeballing or casing someones property , either for criminal purposes or just coveting something or things that you might want or like.
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
by Soberscott0 January 7, 2023
Get the Grinch-Hawkingmug. Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.
Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!
by Leo253 November 29, 2017
Get the wal-hawkmug. by JoeGoob March 20, 2025
Get the hawk tuahmug.