Fake Chill

used to describe someone (many times a tumblr hoe) thay puts on a front that they are chill but is actually passive aggressive af; someone who is politically very liberal but socially very conservative; someone who has raging hatred towards conservatives and anything in the box yet is extremely into their insta aesthetic and what they wear (which usually looks like it came straight off of brandy melville)

Ella is so fucking fake chill. She freaked out on me for wearing Forever 21 because they underpay their workers, yet I saw her wearing a fur coat today.

by ginganinja11 June 8, 2017

kazoo and chill

Kazoo and Chill is when you are banging your girl and you are both playing a song on the Kazoo.
Works with any position besides oral positions.

Guy 1:"We totally banged last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you kazoo and chill?"
Guy 1:"You know it bro!"

How to ask someone
Guy:"Hey wanna kazoo and chill tonight?"
Girl:"Yeah what song?"
Guy:"I am thinking of Slim Jesus' Drill Time"

by A woman who likes to fuck alot May 13, 2017

Ninja & Chill

sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.

-Disruptive-

Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.

by JD Disruptive September 19, 2017

Chill bill

best fucking character in all of existence with a banger fucking theme

guy: I just love chill bill, hes the best

by hearneyy July 31, 2023

Chill the pill

Relaxing without the use of medication.

Person1: What's up?
Person2: Nothing much, just chilling the pill.

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Person1: I'm so mad right now
Person2: You need to just chill the pill!

by TheUrbanDefin3r July 28, 2017

Dick Chills

Masculine variant of Douche Chills.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol gave me douche chills.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

Chill outed

When retards like Brooke perry forget the word chilled out so they try and use something else

Me: chill out
Brooke: I am chill outed

by Pussyhole123 March 12, 2018