Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016
Get the Ted Bearmug. nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
by MayMay27 September 26, 2009
Get the Artie Bearmug. Keir Bear is the beautifullest, coolest, and nicest person ever. You’ll be lucky to befriend one or even find one in the wild. They are very sensitive at first but will warm up to you rather quickly if your cool. Keir Bears are very ✨aesthetic✨ And look like they came straight from Pinterest because that’s how perfect they are. Go find yourself a Keir Bear, it can only do good. <3
Person 1: Who’s your bestie?
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best
PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best
PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3
by FERNSMILEYFACE April 27, 2022
Get the Keir Bearmug. Someone who finds themselves in situations that are simultaneously hilarious and inexplicably cute. Simply put, the most adorable of creatures.
by dangerbru November 14, 2010
Get the lil' bearmug. by Jessy904 March 15, 2015
Get the silver bearmug. The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.
You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.
Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.
Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.
by black cat bastard August 3, 2009
Get the Bear Shavingmug. by loewkey November 26, 2016
Get the costco bearmug.