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Little Joe

Executing a person by shooting them twice in the chest and twice in the head is known as a little joe.

A roll of 4 the hard way in the game of craps.
Hard way are called such as there is only one way for a pair of dice to come up. For a hard four, it's 2&2. For an easy way four there are two different ways. Either the first die showing 1 and the other die showing 3. Or the first die showing 3 and the other die showing 1.

It is unknown if the craps slang came from the name of the killing technique or vise versa.
Take that rat bastard out back and little joe is punk ass.
by jimmy da prick May 24, 2020
mugGet the Little Joemug.

The Joe of Kimes

The Joe of Kimes (real name joakim) is The J's partner in business and he is the most passive of the urban myths. He commited several counts of arson in Massachusetts leading to him being wanted by the U.S government.
Person 1: The Joe of Kimes is so cool, I wish I could be like him!

Person 2: I wish I could have my very own Joe of kime.
by Follower of Dennis R and The J February 17, 2022
mugGet the The Joe of Kimesmug.

Joe Mazzello

Joe Mazzello loves to scream. He played John Deacon in the 2018 movie Bohemian Rhapsody

He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben
Girl 1: do you see that guy over there?!

Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!

Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?

Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
by foxy_unicorn22 April 13, 2019
mugGet the Joe Mazzellomug.

Sweaty Joe

The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face
* I gave scott a sweaty joe or scott recieved a sweaty joe
by Robert Elliott October 7, 2008
mugGet the Sweaty Joemug.

Camper Joe

An idiot who thinks it’s a great idea to camp the whole game
Theres a camper joe in that corner
by TheMythicalHomieG January 11, 2022
mugGet the Camper Joemug.

Chicken joe

A character of surfs up and is often used to compare a individual to a stoner.
Oi mate your legit chicken joe”
by Anita sentius February 26, 2020
mugGet the Chicken joemug.

Joe bang

To act like you had sex with a girl, when in reality, all you may have done is make out with her.
Dude, I totally Joe banged that chick at the party last night.
by Running Wolf January 31, 2009
mugGet the Joe bangmug.

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