vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.
In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.
by Forblano August 04, 2015
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Vanilla Brain

when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.
Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"

Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"
by Breadboibraincell June 07, 2022
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Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.
after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
by ACunny September 11, 2024
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Vaginal vanilla

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.
by lonelybowling June 06, 2018
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Vanilla Unicorn

A word to describe how Benny is sexually vanilla
Use Vanilla Unicorn in any way you want when describing Benny
by Yhournumberonefan December 04, 2019
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vanilla card

by Bang tan boys November 15, 2017
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French Vanilla kinky

When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.
by Kinkynurse October 18, 2021
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