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or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.
Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.
by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024
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Corporate Civil Terrorism

Corporate Civil Terrorism is a pattern of non-violent, systematic coercion in which an organization weaponizes its civil and administrative authority—discipline, policy enforcement, internal legal positioning, payroll and assignment control, reputational records, and termination power—to compel employee compliance through credible threat of economic and career harm. A pattern where a company uses its own administrative power — HR discipline, PIPs, policy "compliance," termination threats, and internal legal positioning — to intimidate an employee into submission through fear of economic and career destruction, while making every coercive move look like routine management ("it's just policy," "it's just performance").
Distinguished from ordinary bad management by its deniability architecture: each individual action looks defensible on paper, but the aggregate pattern functions as a systematic intimidation regime. The coercion hides in plain sight because it's dressed in process language.
Borrows the intimidation-and-coercion logic from federal terrorism law (18 U.S.C. § 2331) but substitutes economic threats for violence, career destruction for physical danger, and procedural legitimacy for secrecy. The employee isn't afraid of being hurt — they're afraid of being destroyed financially, professionally, and reputationally, and that fear is enough to override any rational attempt at self-advocacy.
"I filed for an ADA accommodation and two weeks later got a PIP I'd never been warned about, then got told if I didn't accept an assignment 90 miles away with no reimbursement guarantee I'd be terminated for 'job abandonment.' Every email from HR sounds perfectly reasonable until you realize the only options they give you are submit or get fired. That's corporate civil terrorism — they don't need to threaten you with anything but paper."
by corporate activist February 26, 2026
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Multi-global terrorist

That’s right, I’m proud of it
You should try it sometime
Honey what do you wanna be when you grow up
A multi-global terrorist ofc
by The professional definers June 11, 2025
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You label them terrorists first

Ted "Always on vacation during a crisis" Cruz talking to Tucker Carlson about America killing people....
Hym "I mean, you label them terrorists first AND THEN YOU KILL THEM but you ALSO get to KILL AS MANY INNOCENT CIVILIANS AS YOU WANT SO LONG AS YOU'RE (TECHNICALLY) AIMING FOR THE TERRORISTS... Which I can't criticize TOO MUCH because I'm ALSO doing it kind of but still. Adding that extra step doesn't change anything. But it's OK Ted. I'm saving you. You're being saved. BE SAVEDAH!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
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White collar terrorism

Destroying the East Wing of the White House is an act of white collar terrorism.
by Appalling October 25, 2025
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we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".
Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
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