Stacking

The sexual act of putting many condoms on one’s penis, with more condoms equating to greater holiness. This allows Mormons to have sex before marriage without it counting in the eyes of God.

Person A: “Bro I was stacking 25 deep on Katie last night.”

Person B: “That’s amateur numbers, man. I went over 40 stacked on Mary-Sue the other week.”

by U.S. Senator Mitt Romney March 12, 2022

North Peruvian nickel stack

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.

First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Abbreviation stacking

Using more than one abbreviation in a row.

Abbreviation stacking looks like this: Wouldn't've or you'll've'd

by AJackman January 16, 2009

Vag Stacking

To line up girls you plan on having relationships with in order.

Brian had been vag stacking Leslie, Susan, and Michelle. If things didn't work out with Leslie, he'd move on to Susan, and from there, Michelle.

by CYelnats July 8, 2012

Louisiana Stack

The sexual game of stacking 2 or more fat women on top of eachother, then slipping your penis in to each one in sequence until you cum. The recipiant of your seed is the winner.

Man 1: Dude, which one of the 2 hefferlumps did you fuck last night?

Man 2: I couldn't decide so I pulled a Louisiana Stack. Shanequia was the winner. Alopecia just got dribbled on.

by Bigkevsta June 3, 2017

Short stack

Short stack is a short tempered midget that likes to go home after a long day at school and touch himself to pictures of his younger cousin he loves to rub his clit with a tellitubby doll and makes little moaning noises while he does it, he usually does it until his parents come home and lets them walk into his room to catch him when they do he shouts "Yahtzee" and cums all over his mum's face she screams but secretly enjoys it and then his miso walks in and wets herself at the site of it all then he jumps up on all fours and screeches as he jumps out of a window and runs off into the night completely naked

Ohhh look its short stack again he always does that stuff

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

cracker stack

A train of gay white men

My father disowned me when he found out I was the bottom of a cracker stack

by LoserBun May 5, 2024