by the dastardly one December 30, 2003
When someone bends over in the buff revealing their spread butt cheaks loaded with a consistant hair pattern.
<bro1>"Yo, let me know when my mom comes in the room bro!" <bro2>"LMFAO, Ok she's comming." <bro1>"Mah want to see a 'Spider Web'?"
by W.James April 10, 2005
by white0girl087 July 06, 2006
A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.
MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!
by Blubid April 20, 2008
A person who wears unattractive clothes and is sort of asocial. They may be seen wandering the co-op grocery and tasting everything in the store. Spider farmers buy very small amounts.
by B.Myers July 21, 2005
by A A Ron December 28, 2007
probably the best handballER in the country. is the last "a" in ada, a group consisting of 3 superheros
by th3fla5h June 28, 2005