by LimKappa May 24, 2018
Get the Smurf mug.The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
Get the Dutch Smurf mug.Sexual intercourse in a portable lavatory. As there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.
Soldier 1: Why is your face blue?
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.
by smurfmaker February 8, 2014
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Get the Smurf Freckles mug.The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.
The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
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When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023
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