by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
by NORCALSTONER June 24, 2011
Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.
Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
by Infant Boner March 29, 2016
A man who is loose with his sperm or semen. Will sleep with or have sex with any or many women and will cum inside of them without staying with them. Think the rapper Future.
by Darinthereal January 17, 2022
A game involving at least three people surrounding a cup. Each person has to jack off until they nut and the last person to nut has to drink from the cup.
Friend 1: Hey guys lets play skeet pong!
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.
by Watahmelom July 23, 2023
by Pedro Niños December 26, 2015
When the male is about to ejaculate, but plugs the whole. Once enough pressure is built up, he aims for the eye. He then uncovers the hole and shoots.
by DirtymaxHD January 25, 2022