Jack Rabbit Surprise

A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!

Jean: You in yet?

Jak: SURPRISE!!

Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??

Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….

Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!

by bboy-domo January 19, 2010

tending the rabbits

The urge to take care/manage a large herd of rabbits that exist in the imaginary garden behind a dead baby field. The rabbits existance is contigent upon the neural circuitry of your brain.

"Holy shit man, I tended the fuck outta those rabbits last night! Tending the rabbits can be such a burden sometimes."

by pitydafool May 27, 2009

Bunny Rabbit

When you quickly rub your gooch(the area between the nuts and asshole) then rub a person's face with the same hand.

A girl was talking so much so i gave her a bunny rabbit to shut her up.

by Jake-e May 1, 2008

Rabbit

Rabbits are known as the cutest things existing. They often act cute, look cute, and are cute. We usually use this term to describe the world-famous Jeon Jungkook, since he is often associated with these cute fur balls.

OML, look, Jungkookie is being a rabbit again, so cute!

by ACupOfTaeSomeSugaAndAKookie July 30, 2018

sludge rabbit

a very good phrase for describing a very dirty person.

what a sludge rabbit
why don't sludge rabbits shower

by Chief January 14, 2004

Steroid Rabbit

An underage person who is:
a)particularly unintelligent.
b)freakishly overdeveloped.
c)resembling a sort of rodent that has been injected with growth hormone.

A: Look at this overdeveloped, unintelligent, rabbit-like human.
B:Yes, he's a real steroid rabbit!

by Shootin' Putin November 28, 2009

shooting the rabbit

to take a piss

where did dave go, hes shooting the rabbit

by vajaina July 7, 2009