bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 6, 2006

wizard porn

Pornographic material which involves fantasy characters. The characters usually have wands and pointy hats hence the name 'wizard porn'.

A wizard dressed in cloak, pointy hat and wand will be involved in sexual acts with a witch in similar attire. There can also be same sex acts in wizard porn.

by Wandlover November 5, 2007

Porn Ad

Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.

How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?

by TicAss December 20, 2021

mourn porn

Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup

Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?

Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.

by BML0322 February 19, 2011

porn toe

When a man points his big toe onto a solid or semi solid surface to gain the ultimate fulcrum thus giving superior purchase when entering a woman from behind. White sports socks can also be used to improve toe grip.

There's some proper Porn Toe in this dirty film.

by Jack Fast August 31, 2014

porn fluffer

A porn fluffer is the guy or girl that keeps the guy hard in-between scenes.

Julie is a porn fluffer until she can make it to the big screen.

by Zebra Fighter June 10, 2018

clickbait porn

Porn videos you find on the internet, whose titles clearly made using keywords trying to get stupid 12 year olds to click. The content offers little to no anything and is extremely generic with terrible acting.

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by JacobTheJackhead November 9, 2020