Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.

I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.

by My Dad Brett August 5, 2018

Battle Bus

(Fortnite) The battle bus is a bus that flys over a map and holds up to a 100 virgins. That actually a world record

Hey man, lets hop outta the Battle bus now, so that we can land in fatal fields.

by Brazzr September 4, 2018

Bus wanka

Bus wankas are a very weird people usually bus wankas have names like Chester, Pedro, Alfredo and Jerad.
Bus wankas should be kept away from nans as they will melest them.

Bus wankas can be very dangerous as they usually have a melester licence.

Your nan is a bus wanka.

by HotPizzaRolls April 22, 2019

Gruff Bus

A bus full of retards

Oy Matt look at that bus, it's full of Gruff's must be a Gruff bus

by Gruffboy July 12, 2015

saggy bus

When the bus has a driver that's an 80 year old hag scraping up retirement money.

I gotta ride the saggy bus today

by Nick Naires March 8, 2018

Charter bus

Charter bus: a wonderful air conditioned luxurious bus almost like an airplane so awesome you never want to get off if I had it my way I would ride the bus all day

We are taking the charter bus
Really that is the best thing ever

by Helloooooooooooo1234567890637 April 30, 2019

Kiss a Bus

The term is most commonly used when politely telling someone to…. Drop dead.

Because we ALL know someone needs to hear it sometimes.

“You’re disgusting if you are part of or support the lgbtq community!”
“Okay Sister Cindy. I sincerely hope you kiss a bus.”

by CrystalRatz October 4, 2021