rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap

Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?

by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022

The Robs

Any form of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. Oftentimes, but not always, originated from someone named Rob in the most grotesque of actions involving family and animals.

"Fucked this chick I met on plenty of fish. Think she gave me the robs, what do you think boys?"

by CummyDoorknob August 10, 2021

Rob offer

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.

They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer

by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021

Rob

A lover of many women. Regularly runs out of weights in the gym. Grows a giant beard to tickle the ladies with. Anal about cleaning his machines. Likes a chunky ass to eat. Not enough room in the garage to store all his bikes that he uses to get the ladies wet. Has very soft hands.

That cool fucker is very like that Rob guy.

by Rhapsody 101 September 2, 2021

Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater

"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆

by Gr8fuldev May 18, 2021

Rob Andrei

Rob Andrei is an ambivert who enjoys reading and is a geek. He is a compassionate person, yet there are moments when he goes too far. Rob may appear to have a cold demeanor at first, although he is a nice person. He is both witty and approachable.

Rob Andrei is a huge fan of Pop, K-Pop, and R&B music.

by chickrin June 8, 2021

Robbed

Big Gibber Vs Taylor Holder ending in a draw

mate what the fuck is that, Gib got ROBBED.

by Mehru1214 June 12, 2021