doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester February 06, 2016

Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

by King Carb December 12, 2020

Nature Pecko

Someone who craves wild and crazy adventures.

Nature pecko

by Surfer19 March 19, 2016

Natural Selection Trump Version

Basically a believer in Donald Trump theory on COVID-19

Person 1: I believe Natural Selection Trump Version!

Person 2: Same here dude!

by Afterlife2021 August 03, 2021

nature chub

A nature chub is a semi erection that men achieve after having witnessed something beautiful in nature or an amazing view of it.

I was shredding this bluebird, and on the chair lift and when I looked back and saw the view I got a nature chub.

by robi22 March 26, 2016

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day

National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective

by TheHimOfHims June 04, 2024

natural north

The ability for someone to know the cardinal direction north at all times, through natural means

“Yeah I got natural north, let’s go that way!”

by Video96 June 17, 2023