NATURAL OBVIATOR

Defecation is the ACT OF SHITTING and SHITTING is the ACT OF REMOVAL where SHIT IS OBVIATED as you might say FECES is the vehicle of the ASSHOLE which is a NATURAL OBVIATOR.

To be fair and equal our PISS is OBVIATED out also where the URETHA rejects the URINE held by the STORAGE UNIT BLADDER where that is the NATURAL OBVIATOR as it reaches capacity.

If you SHIT in your pants SHIT FUN occurs as you got lots of ENTROPY to deal with , great smells and here is the KEY the NATURAL OBVIATOR that drives everyone away and most have activated their powerful GUILT COMPLEX and yes ANAL ALAN even though I AM SHIT I still can't break the SOCIETY DISAPPROVAL OF SMELLING SHITTY.

When A JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SHITS OR PISSES HIS PANTS the NATURAL OBVIATOR is at work and the massive approval from everyone is overwhelming and they are all saying THE MORE THE MERRIER.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 16, 2021
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doin' it faux natural

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.
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Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups
You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.
by King Carb December 12, 2020
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Nature Pecko

Someone who craves wild and crazy adventures.
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nature chub

A nature chub is a semi erection that men achieve after having witnessed something beautiful in nature or an amazing view of it.
I was shredding this bluebird, and on the chair lift and when I looked back and saw the view I got a nature chub.
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National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
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natural north

The ability for someone to know the cardinal direction north at all times, through natural means
“Yeah I got natural north, let’s go that way!”
by Video96 June 17, 2023
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