Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.

We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.

by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025

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Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)

Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025

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Midget

A midget is a tiny human being who never goes to football training and has a peacock trim

“look at that small fuck over there, Oscar is his name, what a midget!”

by User15372 January 26, 2024

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Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.

"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show

by Too Legit December 11, 2012

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