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loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.
Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.
by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015
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Loose

Woah Hellberg! You are so loose! Is it just you last Thursday or are you always like this?
by Prattypanttz October 2, 2020
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Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.
Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.
by Weed wacker September 2, 2015
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loose captain

A phrase commonly used in Philadelphia, meaning that the person’s mental faculties are basically not working normally because of either a drug/narcotics problem or serious mania of schizophrenia, bipolar, or BPD. In this phrase essentially, the captain is a metaphor for the person’s mind and loose means they have basically lost it.
“you see that fellow, Matthew?”
“yes, something does not seem normal”
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”
by phillyjoe555 February 26, 2024
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Loose in the Goose

When her coochie is very much not tight.
Yo if she got a thigh gap she loose in the goose.
No cap.
by YourAllSus February 10, 2021
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Loose Laces

A group of whoreiffic young women who party on the reg. You can find them at high school house parties or dressing as hoes on Halloween.
Bro, Fuck yo girlfriend! We gonna tie some loose laces.
by TMA19 January 29, 2016
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Loose Barbie

A girl who thinks she's hot, kind and popular, when in reality she's not that, just a nasty snake, she'd be so much hotter with a kinder personality (a nickname mainly used for chavs)
M: Oh, my God. Loose Barbie saw me today and looked down so I wouldn't recognise her!
T: Really?! Oh, my God.
by M4xyw4xy October 18, 2024
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