When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
by recklessconduct February 19, 2025
Get the London Baby Lotterymug. This school is male dominated and is full of criminals, fake gang members and rapists if your looking for the most ghetto secondary and colly in Newham its this school. Even though the school is good and is well sponsored it can also be called a block where mandem can get brain and jeet beenies in the school toilets. This school should just become an AP cuz mandem go toilet to roll spliffs, do Snus ,THC and etc. This school needs to up there security levels as guys even roll to school with rambos and BB guns
by MrTMG09 December 21, 2021
Get the London Design and Engineering UTCmug. Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools
by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020
Get the London Banditmug. london
London is a very Handsome young man. He can talk and be a savage but makes sure he gets his work done in school. He is really smart but if u be nice to him he will be nice to u. He is a very good friend and he will always stick up for his friends. he has blonde hair brown eyes. He also may get mad at his friends but everytime u talk to him u will always have a smile on your face.
Have u ever seen London at your school
by London November 19, 2023
London is a very Handsome young man. He can talk and be a savage but makes sure he gets his work done in school. He is really smart but if u be nice to him he will be nice to u. He is a very good friend and he will always stick up for his friends. he has blonde hair brown eyes. He also may get mad at his friends but everytime u talk to him u will always have a smile on your face.
Have u ever seen London at your school
by London November 19, 2023
by I wrote under the name of Jade November 19, 2023
Get the Londonmug. She can be shy sometimes depends on the person and there personality she can be the most talkative person ever. London’s are very beautiful smart and really funny. They can be lazy but are very active and athletic. With London’s you have to have a good first impression because that’s how they will remember you. If you get to know a London don’t let her go, she is amazing person.
by Broo vfftuii November 20, 2023
Get the Londonmug. She is a amazing friend who is outgoing and will do anything for her bros. She is not afraid to voice her opinion, and will stand up to anyone no matter what. She is smart but swears she’s not. Will cheer you in every situation and her laugh is contagious.
by Yungnesin December 5, 2019
Get the Londonmug. 1. Capital of England
2. Where Americans think all English people live or are from (not all, but some)
3. A name, Both for boys and girls.
2. Where Americans think all English people live or are from (not all, but some)
3. A name, Both for boys and girls.
1: London is the capital of England, a county part of the United Kingdom
Ava: So, where are you from Lydia?
Lydia: I'm from England
Ava: Really? I just visited London back in October!
Lydia: I'm not from London, I'm from Coventry
Ava: Is that a district in London?
Lydia: "slams her head into a wall"
3: "Hey! I'm a male with the name London and I have a female who also has the name London!"
Ava: So, where are you from Lydia?
Lydia: I'm from England
Ava: Really? I just visited London back in October!
Lydia: I'm not from London, I'm from Coventry
Ava: Is that a district in London?
Lydia: "slams her head into a wall"
3: "Hey! I'm a male with the name London and I have a female who also has the name London!"
by CapitolineTriad March 9, 2019
Get the Londonmug.