lemon shower

When a wrinkly old man pisses on his partner.

"I walked in on my grandfather giving my grandma a lemon shower"

by monster696 April 12, 2018

Lemon Zing

A burn utilizing the word zing to make an exceptionally better phrase to use rather than just plain burn or zing.

I pretty much made it up after reading a Tea Bag.

Snufalumpagus: "so where were you last night?"
D-bag: "Doin' your MOTHER!"
*third guy*: oooooooooooooohhh Lemon ZING!!!

by Snufalumpagus December 18, 2009

Disturbed Lemon

The act of forcefully inserting pieces of lemon up ones vagina.

Me: I heard Teena has a puckering pussy.
Your Mom: Yeah, I gave her a disturbed lemon.

by TelaTequeefta October 29, 2012

Lemon Fanta

Posh rhyming slang for banter.

Mostly used by unintelligent wealthy socialites in an attempt to make themselves appear funny and popular.

"God you should of been with Jonty and Tarquin last night, totes Lemon Fanta."

by TotesBanter October 26, 2011

lemon juicer

The act of a girl sucking a guys member while she pee's either in a toilet, on the floor or on the guy.

"did you hear jen gave jon a lemon juicer?"
or
"she gave me a lemon juicer in the bathroom"

by lemonjuiced December 10, 2009

The Lemon Buster

Pretending to come to climax during a blowjob the girl pulls her face away from the penis as to not get cum her her mouth and you fake her out by pissing in her face.

Dude, Jane was giving me a blow-jay last night and I totally gave her the lemon buster

by bullman365 January 29, 2008

good lemon

good sex

*after sex*
that was some gooooood lemons
yes, good lemon

by fish potatoe June 15, 2009