Juan: Hola! It's Juan!
Jerron: Fuck.
*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*
Tyler: SCATTER!
*Everyone runs for the hills*
Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!
Jerron: Fuck.
*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*
Tyler: SCATTER!
*Everyone runs for the hills*
Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!
by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017
Get the Juanmug. A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 2, 2020
Get the Juan Januarymug. Juan Pablo is apparently a reserved boy, he finds it difficult to express his feelings but nevertheless, he shows you if he cares about you. He is authentic and has the best sense of humor, Juan Pablo also usually sings quite well and has an artist's gift!
by anónimoxd November 22, 2021
Get the Juan Pablomug. Pretty sus kid, shitty ass jungler and half bird. If you get distracted, he will probably flirt with your girl. Name stands for being hardstuck in LoL. More than 1k games and still gold. If you ever meet one, better to not to be his friend. He has shitty luck and he spreads it. He’s probably sucking dick rn.
by HalfBirdBoy November 22, 2021
Get the Juanmug. a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.
Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.
A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 16, 2018
Get the juan velamug. A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.
Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.
by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021
Get the Juan Carlo De La Sernamug. Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan
by ﾠ March 23, 2022
Get the Juanmug.