Frix's pet orca

Frix's pet orca is an orca who is pretty cool if I do say so myself

Frix's pet orca is cool!

by FrixisMC2 December 7, 2021

Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021

gay pet

a pet that is of significance to being called a gay pet

megan you are my gay pet

by camhandletheheat December 8, 2021

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

Pet Videos

Pet videos are the highest level of art it the entire multiverse! They are videos of a pet, they are stress relieving videos after a hard day at work, school, or anything tough.

Man, I'm gonna watch some pet videos after I come home from work.

by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022

Pillow pet

The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.

Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time

by Red9252 November 2, 2021

Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.

“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”

by Flatch76 March 15, 2022