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Mixelis

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A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.

He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.

People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.

Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
Alpha male1: wow is that Mixelis???
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
by Mixelis November 20, 2021
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corn mix

its another word for chapstick.
As in chapstick that you put on your lips.
chapstick
by Mariah Brennan February 2, 2009
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Bong mix

A mixture of cannabis and tobbaco usually mixed together in a grinder or container. Gives you the high of cannabis and the head rush of the tobacco.
me and jimbo was out in the shed making bong mixes for the night to rip.
by Bigboy packet August 22, 2021
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Latina Mixing Pot

When specifically 3 males and 2 women have an orgy, on a bed covered with feces, rolling around in it. The goal is to right to the death and stop when one person has died. This is a popular thing to do in Mexico.
I’m bored. I think I’m gonna act in a Latina mixing pot.
by ToastedFork December 1, 2020
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Demon mix

A mix of 2 or more different strains of marijuana.
Tom: bro what's in this demon mix?
Nick: purple haze and black domina
by Skrilp March 31, 2021
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Magic Mix

A mixture of gummy sweets from different packs all mixed together in a bow and eaten while under the influence of cannabis.
For f*ck sake! Sam dropped the magic mix!
by Handsome Sam October 29, 2017
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mixing mac n cheese

The sound of mixing Mac and cheese resembles the same wet sound of a pussy being fingered. Therefore, it can be used as a silly innuendo.
“What were they doing earlier behind Lindsay’s door?”
“Uh, just mixing mac n cheese.”
by naiadical November 25, 2022
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