Human Fag

A person that is a waste of space/air and exceeds the normal levels of faggot.

“See that guy over there he is human fag.”

by Meat Fest 73 June 14, 2018

Human Dysphobia

Someone that feels uncomfortable identifying as a human.

Zaddek: I have Human Dysphobia but now i feel comfortable because identify as a toaster.

Payton: I identify as a cosplayer now.

Jordan: I have Human a Dysphobia as well.

by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020

human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist March 2, 2011

human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012

human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch

The backside of this handle is covered in human goo

by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017

Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).

Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .

by E.E.K. October 27, 2010

human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.

Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar

by Cool kids 26 May 21, 2017