by Weena Chong July 5, 2022
Get the Hobo Toemug. This creature is usually seen prowling the streets in search of postures. He hides in the shadows and waits for an opportune moment to steal a posture. He fails endlessly at this task because of the lack of muscle in his leg area. Even though this particular spesimean has an intelligence quotient of 140, he hasn't realized that he will never succeed in his malicious theft.
Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.
When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.
Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.
When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.
"Oh look, it's the poor postured hobo! M sure to not walk any slower than we already are or he'll catch up to us and steal our postures."
by fellowpagchompuser May 7, 2019
Get the hobomug. Man who claims to be in love with you after 3 days, but is not. He’s homeless, desperate for a roof over his head.
The homeless toothless guy from San Francisco, is a Hobo-Sexual, who has lived free, leeching off many women.
by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022
Get the Hobo-Sexualmug. Imagine a typical Hypixel player, imagine if they were amazing and they were cool. Basically a nice Hypixel boi.
by ThatMangoMonkey June 22, 2021
Get the Hypixel Hobomug. by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025
Get the Hobo Johnsonmug. anyone who is annoying/ignorant/arrogant/generally stupid/clingy, or just anyone who gets on peoples nerves for anything really.
by biteslip February 4, 2022
Get the Hobomug. Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race
by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025
Get the Hobo hand racemug.