Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 15, 2016

The Hawk

extreme cold, usually the middle of winter in New York City, with lots of wind.

"Man, the hawk is out tonight!"

by Johnny Cool Dj M March 24, 2021

toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed

Toby Hawkings likes it good

by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018

Black Hawk Down

Being dragged butt naked like a soldier from the movie black hawk down.

James was black hawk down after Lupe's brothers found her he had been beating her.

by thenewdictionarywriter October 30, 2023

Black Hawk Down

The act of using whirl wind dick to stimulate the clitoris of a female, by building speed in the spin then moving in for collision. The longer you maintain the spin the better chance you have to produce a explosion of sorts that can leave the legs shaking.

I pulled out and finished her with the Black Hawk down.

by KFC cat caller March 13, 2022

Hawk Tuah Girl

When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.

Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"

by pseudonyimm September 30, 2024

Chicken hawk

He is a stupid bitch and a fat lard and can break like a twig cause how skinny his dick is

Me: fuck u

Chicken hawk: MOMMY

by Hfhdnrnjcjdjrnnf February 23, 2020