Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Nick Hawk

The type of person who jerks off in a sauna.

You see that one guy in the sauna every single day, he's definitely a Nick Hawk huh?

by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022

hawk shield

A heavy, winter coat. Especially when used as protection against cold, bitter winds ("The Hawk"). First usage heard in Chicago in 60's.

"Man, that wind was bitin', I put on my hawk shield an' booked for the crib"

by Philliam13 December 8, 2006

Stephen Hawking voice

A condition that happens when someone is so boring they begin to develop a robotic monotone voice.

That guy at the desk sure had a bad case of Stephen Hawking voice.

by Ezy Ryder August 19, 2011

Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.

Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

by Scorp130n May 20, 2013

Black Hawk Down

Being dragged butt naked like a soldier from the movie black hawk down.

James was black hawk down after Lupe's brothers found her he had been beating her.

by thenewdictionarywriter October 30, 2023

Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

by The man without face July 26, 2010