A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

by clericUD April 17, 2019

Female Hawks is being defined as :The only real and OG Female Hawks is Harley, no one could cosplay Mirko or Hawks better than her!
Female Hawks being defined as :
If Hawks was a female, do you know how he would look? Like Harley.
If Mirko was real , what would she look like? Like Harley.
If Hawks was a female, do you know how he would look? Like Harley.
If Mirko was real , what would she look like? Like Harley.
by xKira September 12, 2021

Hawk-tuah! Spit on that thang.
by rogueassassin969 June 23, 2024

by Bloodtiger12345 November 30, 2024

a lonely human that is usually isolated from society often refers to gingers, people with acne or generally depressed people.
by Declan Parry February 7, 2009

Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!
by JetBlastSST June 19, 2024
