Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

hawk teeth

Hawk teeth is the action of giving a teethy, knobby, excruciatingly painful blow job from the chuzz to the point where the foreskin is being scraped off

Last night in my truck, Taylor gave me the hawk teeth. Worst night of my life.

by Chucklenuts_69 November 26, 2024

Shit Hawk

A Person who is being overly obnoxious. Trolling for the gold.

Wow yesterday i was a total Shit Hawk in the xbox live chat. SHITTTT HAWWWKKKK BUKAAAW

by gotit April 18, 2020

Blow Hawk

A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.

Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.

by soundgesture November 27, 2011

Hawk

A fat pig from the anime show "The Seven Deadly Sins" (七つの大罪). He somehow learns how to talk and is the mascot of the Boar Hat: a wandering tavern that travels by a 30 story tall pig. He likes to call himself "captain of the Order of Scrap Disposal", which isn't a real order. He likes to eat scraps from customers off the floor and adores good cooking. He also loves to yell "TON TOKO TON" (Piggy trot, for those who watch the dub) whenever he runs. He also gets joked about when the owner of the tavern likes to mess with Hawk by trying to eat him. It's a good show go check it out sometime

"Hawk, no!"

by greensauce November 10, 2020

Hawk Tuah

To spit on that thang

You gotta give em that hawk tuah

by Threelosersinatrenchcoat June 19, 2024

Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.

"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"

by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024