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Hairyperatesties

n. Slang for a Hairy Pair of testicles.
(Shit man, I needa shave my hairyperatesties)(Ew, that is one Hairyperatesties!!)
by Jonis January 4, 2007
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Hairy Charlie

Dude she's still in pain from that hairy charlie
by Urbandict69 December 15, 2008
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hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!
by roocuckoo August 19, 2009
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Harry Partch

A 20th century American composer famous for composing for his own custom made 43 tone instruments.
Harry Partch's marimba is very impressive
by CWMiller May 3, 2010
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HarryHenderson

The sexual act of taking one's hairy arm behind and underneath the groin and fisting a woman in a doggy-style position. The arm resembels that of big foots dick.
Dave gave her the ol' harryhenderson, looked like it hurt.
by Dave Sharty December 24, 2010
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hairy storm chaser

The phrase "hairy storm chaser" is used when described a particularly large, hirsute gentlemen who prefers the company of men such as himself, and has a predilection for analingus
Timothy is a such a hairy storm chaser. You should have seen at the leather bar after Taco Night at the Mexican restrauant.
by TinyBubbles October 8, 2010
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Hairy Morris

1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.

Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
by wankybojango March 11, 2011
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