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Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant
I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.
by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025
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QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time
'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''
by qph servant November 18, 2025
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a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.
farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”
by firerose222 December 28, 2025
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