Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

by sk8lin December 6, 2010

Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.

That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick

by Tubleez December 23, 2008

Pink Goose

An oxford slag who likes to flash her geese at people on the internet, and is also into self-fallatio.

She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton.

JakJak being their main source of prey.

That Pink Goose and her Huyton bird have been luring people into their HP bottle with their bacon again!

by GingerSexyMan123 July 28, 2012

goosing season

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.

It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.

by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019

grass goose

A very rare species of goose that is only found on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, that is called Grass Goose Island. They are well known for their intelligence and capability of understanding human language and phrases. Grass Geese typically live 10-12 years. They are also well known for their rapid Coca Cola production. Grass geese numbers have been decreased dramatically over the past 20 years - as poatchers hunt them down and kill them for their unusually green, beautifully long feathers, and their Coca Cola glands which is not present in any other animal in the world.

A grass goose enjoys some goose grass

by Foxy011 June 12, 2018

Goose job

When you receive a handjob

during the goosebumps movie.
PG-13

Rudy: Yo Prissy baby, hook it up with goose job.

Prissy: (unzips Rudys zipper)

Rudy: thanks for that "slappy" do you want me to bend you over?

Prissy : nah I'm good thanks

by Pay1720 December 12, 2015

the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

by the_goose_man October 20, 2011