The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.
by whamola99 March 1, 2020

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching
Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"
by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn
Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 4, 2020
