by Big lazar June 19, 2022
"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has 'faded into' obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies."
by MrJush20 May 23, 2021
"fade class I'm sleeping in"
by sackbreath77 July 14, 2025
The Trump Fade occurs when Donald J. Trump opens his gumpers spouting nonsense about economics, causing the dollar index to jump. Then, less than 24 hours later, the dollar gets shit on again.
by FruityFrito January 26, 2018
the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025
when you are so high your speech begins to be slurred, you say things out of context, and you talk about random ass shit. usually when one is in a state of "dummy faded-ness" they do not have enough will power to get up and start walking
Finn: bro rebecca came over before school and we didn't even hook-up we just got high
Chuck: damn I was wondering why she was acting so dummy faded during class
Chuck: damn I was wondering why she was acting so dummy faded during class
by /babygurl/ July 06, 2019
by StrokethatThang December 19, 2021