An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020

Rocker Doctor

A doctor of loose moral standing who frequents concerts, house parties, and hotel rooms (especially in cities known for partying e.g. Reno, NV). These individuals frequently perform minor procedures and provide illicit prescription drugs to attendees at these events.

The Rocker Doctor is on his way with the Benzos.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

Do you see that drawing in my math book? Well that is of Doctor Noobasaurus

by The Dark Side of the Pillow December 25, 2008

Doctor

A person that kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke that I'm too European to understand? Doctor

by DarkMoon_17 January 16, 2020