Cousin

Fake name/description for your significant other in an attempt to cover up your cheating. Very prevalent in states like Florida.

If you ever get caught cheating in a picture just say " nah its all good yo, he/she's my cousin"!

by Notyourcousinmaam March 4, 2014

cousin-in-law

1- Cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's cousin.

cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

half-first great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Cousin It

When you get married and your geriatric grandma tells your husband hes related to her

When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin

Damn , dude did you hear how her family cousin it her twice?

by sixpence796 March 9, 2020

quadruple-half-first-cousin

1- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) at the same time.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.

My quadruple-half-first-cousin is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-five great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024