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J. Cole fan

Far superior to Kendrick Lamar fans. Unlike Lamar fans, J Cole fans are a lot more humble. (ha!) and they can accept some criticism of him and can even point out when he comes with a weak verse or wack line, unlike Kendrick fans who berate anybody who has even the smallest criticism of him.
1.
Random person: Yo I think KOD was a trash album Kendrick's damn was way better.
J. Cole fan: It wasn't trash, but it was a bit disappointing. Definitely not his best work.

2.
J Cole fan: J Cole is my favorite rapper of today, but his fart/shit lines are corny af, what was he thinking saying those lines?
J Cole fan2: I know right? Oh well...at least his other great lyrics make up for that.

3.
Random person: I don't really like Kendrick Lamar all that much. I respect his talent, but he isn't the best.
Kendrick Lamar fan: Fuck you! You're just another ignorant retard who knows nothing about hip hop or black culture! Go listen to eminem fuckboy!

4.
Random person: I think J Cole is a bit better than Kendrick
Kendrick fan: Whaaaaat? How can someone even think something like that? I wish I could meet your parents so I could ask them where they failed with you. I feel bad for them for having such an idiot for a kid, Kendrick is the best rapper of all time and is perfect in every way you fucking cac!
by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022
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sexy cole pp

a person who eats ass on fridays but only to dudes named requis while getting tickled by a big black lady named greg and a fish sucking his toes while listening to lil nas x
i just raped a sexy cole pp
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Cole Michael Armenta

Stupid ass nigger coon who bitches and whines about every minor inconvenience in every game, ever.
Look I'm Cole Michael Armenta, "My day was so fucking terrible, I didn't get any big hard juicy cock in my mouth, fuck my life, I'm gonna kill myself."
by fatjuicycock69 April 6, 2022
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cole harbour high

A skivvy ass school that cigarette fiends go to.
Guy at aub: got a dart bro?
Other guy: nah, check at Cole harbour high
by Username2468 December 12, 2017
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international cole day

international Cole day is the day where you celebrate the coolest most manly strong happy man on the face of the earth

its on march 12. if you are alive on march 12th than you have the power to scream and yell at the top of your lungs do any thing weird whenever you want
Person 1:Hey it's international Cole day that's cool- Person 2:*Screams profanities and spins while vomiting*
by babehaver November 25, 2021
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Sliding that Cole Slaw

To forcibly pass a chunky shit, usually in a public restroom. This may follow the consumption of cole slaw, raw corn, beef stew, or an entire head of raw garlic cloves. It is also usually followed by an excess of splashing on contact with the water, and an onslaught of exceedingly unpleasent odor, reminiscent of rancid cole slaw. The phrase itself immediately invokes a general sense of its meaning.
Dude, a big black dude left the Burger King restroom with a huge grin on his face.

Why?

Nah, he obviously left because discovered that there was what sounded like a mortally obese man who was sliding that cole slaw like no one's business, which was accompanied by deafening groans.

Thats fucked up dude!
by Prblysolid April 19, 2011
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J-Cole Debate

When two people are having an argument, and one person’s opinion is wrong due to sheer stupidity, it is up to the correct person to point out that they are now simply in a “J-Cole Debate”*.

*As originated by an argument stating that J-Cole was as successfully relevant as Kendrick Lamar.
Guy 1: Claims the Earth is flat.

Guy 2: Shows and explains to Guy 1 that the earth is round.

Guy 1: Disregards the recently proved correct opinion, and continues to argue his own incorrect point.
Guy 2: “This is pointless, Guy 1. You’ve turned this into a J-Cole Debate.”
by AbhorrentFervor April 29, 2020
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