The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022
"FUCK, another FUCKING CHICAGO, if I get CHICAGOED one more god damm time I'm throwing my fucking controller through my wall".
by Bgdshd December 20, 2021
Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬
by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020
To make monkey noises while spreading your buttcheeks all while forcing all blood pressure to your rectum.
“Hey man, did you see TheDooo when we drove by? I think he was doing the “Chicago Goatse” on the sidewalk…”
by JvstSayin178 January 17, 2025
The Chicago goatse is when a man and woman engage in funky time and the lady sticks 8 of her fingers in your ass and stretches your hole as far as it will go the Chicago part comes into the equation when the lady uses au jus as the lubricant
by Zanderguy January 17, 2025
by pogglings February 11, 2016
when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
by Crispy713 November 23, 2021