The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.
"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy
Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
by shiokarai December 14, 2019

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it
by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

by liftd1337 September 6, 2017

the best of the best moderation group in any roblox game ever, even worse than roblox's moderation system
by edwasdwasdd May 11, 2024

maintain a very positive control of your airspace by issuing instructions that make you look like that you come out the real academy
by drew0507 May 27, 2022

by cantsleepsobored November 14, 2023
