bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.

Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life

by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021

Bullshit

A word, commonly used by someone when they hear a person say dumb stuff

Damn dude, that boy said some dumb bullshit, if I do say so myself

by ButterFuks April 19, 2018

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Frivolous Bullshit

cool, but dumb shit that don't make sense

Frivolous Bullshit --- are you a dopehead? nah. im just Frivolous Bulshittin

by Lane Pussy May 4, 2023

Bullshit Class

When you need an easy fuck off class to fill your schedule and it doesn't matter if you fail because you don't need the credits.

I needed to fill my schedule, so I took Social Justice. Its such a bullshit class.

by bsullivann March 5, 2024

barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.

“Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”

by 902Cold January 26, 2018

California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022