Evil action by evil or stupid people that leads to unintended consequences for all, such that every one gets it in the ass in some way. A portmanteau of "butt" and "fuckery", as in messing around with things you don't understand.
by Zakillah October 11, 2025
Get the Buffery mug.When someone completes a task, project, or responsibility in a haphazard, half-hearted manner that raises serious questions about the quality of their work. The work technically gets done, but it's clear minimal effort, care, or proper methodology was applied. Often used in professional contexts when someone rushes through something just to say it's finished, regardless of whether it's actually done correctly.
Typically used to describe work that appears superficially complete but lacks thoroughness, attention to detail, or proper execution. The person "bluffing" their way through creates the illusion of completion while cutting corners, skipping critical steps, or ignoring quality standards.
Example 1:
"Did you see the drainage calculations Jenkins submitted? He totally bluffed those numbers. There's no way he actually ran the hydraulic model. This is going to fail in the first storm."
Example 2:
"Sarah bluffed her way through that presentation. She had slides, sure, but half the data didn't even match the project scope. Classic bluffed work."
Example 3:
"The contractor bluffed the entire punch list. Yeah, everything's 'complete,' but look at these paint drips and uneven caulking. Total bluff job."
Example 4:
"I can tell this report was bluffed. Half the citations don't actually support the conclusions, and the formatting changes three times. Someone clearly rushed this out the door."
Related Terms:
Bluff job (noun): The resulting product of bluffed work
Bluffing it (verb, present continuous): Currently performing work in this manner
Example 1:
"Did you see the drainage calculations Jenkins submitted? He totally bluffed those numbers. There's no way he actually ran the hydraulic model. This is going to fail in the first storm."
Example 2:
"Sarah bluffed her way through that presentation. She had slides, sure, but half the data didn't even match the project scope. Classic bluffed work."
Example 3:
"The contractor bluffed the entire punch list. Yeah, everything's 'complete,' but look at these paint drips and uneven caulking. Total bluff job."
Example 4:
"I can tell this report was bluffed. Half the citations don't actually support the conclusions, and the formatting changes three times. Someone clearly rushed this out the door."
Related Terms:
Bluff job (noun): The resulting product of bluffed work
Bluffing it (verb, present continuous): Currently performing work in this manner
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by Z Man1 January 9, 2009
Get the [Junk] Buffer mug.Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.
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